The Story of a Dream

Stereotypical Jew

  • Jude: Hey Steve, is Larry here?
  • Me: No. I haven't seen him yet. Why?
  • Jude: I need to ask him about history.....freaken jew...
  • Me: *laughs* You know, you can drop a penny and see what happens.
  • Jude: But he's too....
  • Me: Jews has a money detector that can find anything within a 5 mile radius.
  • Jude: Well.....*laughs* ok we can give it a try.
  • *penny drops onto the floor*
  • Jude: *laughs* We should stop joking about....
  • *A shadow quickly emerges and picks up the penny*
  • Larry: I knew it was somewhere here!
  • Jude: WTF!?!??!?!?
  • Me: Ahahahah what did I tell you?

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